The Republic of Pori FIN is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its parental licensing program, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 857 million Pori FINians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 41.5%.
The very strong Pori FINian economy, worth 54.6 trillion euros a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,761 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.
Those who don't have a bean to spend don't know a bean about Brasilistanian coffee beans, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election", and the nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pori FIN's national animal is the brown bear.
Pori FIN is ranked 184,910th in the world and 348th in Aerospace for Highest Food Quality, scoring 12.96 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Pori FIN was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Pori FIN, the nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan.
- : Following new legislation in Pori FIN, foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election".
- : Following new legislation in Pori FIN, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes.
- : Following new legislation in Pori FIN, those who don't have a bean to spend don't know a bean about Brasilistanian coffee beans.
- : Following new legislation in Pori FIN, Leader has just been declared ruler of Pori FIN in an international press conference.
- : Following new legislation in Pori FIN, troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean.
- : Following new legislation in Pori FIN, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'.
- : Following new legislation in Pori FIN, citizens queue to get the reinstated bank notes and coins.
- : Following new legislation in Pori FIN, imitation is the sincerest form of felony.
